Beautiful.

Beautiful.

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@2 years ago with 20428 notes
Love this guy. LOVE HIM.

Love this guy. LOVE HIM.

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@2 years ago with 6 notes

VERY LONELYY sISTER

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@2 years ago with 1 note
A mystery for the ages.
If can tell me what this is to my satisfaction, as thanks I will write you a fictionalized account of the time you made out with your favorite rapper and got to second base.*
*NOTE — I go by the following version of sexual bases:
First Base = kissing
Second Base = petting over clothing
Third Base = (heavy) petting under clothing
Home Run = all the way (intercourse)
I do NOT recognize Third Base as oral/genital contact.
However, if you include a funny(SFW) photo of your car (identifying details removed), you may choose as your reward either the story mentioned above or a poem about oral sex between you and your favorite television reporter. The poem can be either an acrostic or a sonnet (my choice).

A mystery for the ages.

If can tell me what this is to my satisfaction, as thanks I will write you a fictionalized account of the time you made out with your favorite rapper and got to second base.*

*NOTE — I go by the following version of sexual bases:

  1. First Base = kissing
  2. Second Base = petting over clothing
  3. Third Base = (heavy) petting under clothing
  4. Home Run = all the way (intercourse)

I do NOT recognize Third Base as oral/genital contact.

However, if you include a funny(SFW) photo of your car (identifying details removed), you may choose as your reward either the story mentioned above or a poem about oral sex between you and your favorite television reporter. The poem can be either an acrostic or a sonnet (my choice).

@2 years ago
#tornado #math? #mystery #contest #poesy #euphemisims #baseball #anchors #rap artists #creativity 

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@2 years ago with 12092 notes
sttteeeeeerrrrrrekch

sttteeeeeerrrrrrekch

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@2 years ago with 51 notes
mdc-archive:

spooky giant cowboy

Rude. That’s Big Tex. Spooky giant cowboy indeed.

BIG TEX. Get real. God.

mdc-archive:

spooky giant cowboy

Rude. That’s Big Tex. Spooky giant cowboy indeed.

BIG TEX. Get real. God.

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@2 years ago with 70 notes
willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

How true!

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

How true!

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@2 years ago with 327386 notes
#KFC #NRA #USA #GPA 

CHECK MY FLOW

I think IS THIS A YES OR NO followed by ACCORDING TO THESE PEOPLE, IT IS OR IT ISN’T is good. Yep, good old-time religion. I mean journalism. Something about cunts, pussy, something or other. You know. Make it topical.

@2 years ago

In the Bible, Adam got to name all the animals. What a freaky responsibility.

On one hand, I think how fun that would be. But on the other hand, I realize that I’m not as smart in reality as I am in my imagination, so at some point I know I would give up and we’d be stuck with the majestic horse, the slow and lumbering plorse, insect-eating glorses, and so on. But that would also make song-writing easier. I guess.

so i’m scrolling through this cattery website and i notice the names start to get a little interesting

Snickers Bar, that’s cute!

Xerox. Okay. 

Shamu. If you want…

“Black Beans & Rice”

“Fred Astaircase to Heaven”

“Crusin for a Brusin”

“Hell on Wheels”

“Ritalin”

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@2 years ago with 837 notes