Beautiful.

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Love this guy. LOVE HIM.

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A mystery for the ages.

If can tell me what this is to my satisfaction, as thanks I will write you a fictionalized account of the time you made out with your favorite rapper and got to second base.*

*NOTE — I go by the following version of sexual bases:

1. First Base = kissing
2. Second Base = petting over clothing
3. Third Base = (heavy) petting under clothing
4. Home Run = all the way (intercourse)

I do NOT recognize Third Base as oral/genital contact.

However, if you include a funny(SFW) photo of your car (identifying details removed), you may choose as your reward either the story mentioned above or a poem about oral sex between you and your favorite television reporter. The poem can be either an acrostic or a sonnet (my choice).

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sttteeeeeerrrrrrekch

(Source: iv-viii-vii)

mdc-archive:

spooky giant cowboy

Rude. That’s Big Tex. Spooky giant cowboy indeed.

BIG TEX. Get real. God.

(Source: grottu)

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

How true!

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